[IMC-bristol] "BRISTOL CITIES" SOAP !

[Charlie Holmes]

well after the damning (HOP IT !)  letter from Mr Bunny, one of the top 
boffins from HQ, with impeccable radical leftie creds, things look 
pretty  bleak for  terrible Tony , perhaps time to sling yer hook  mate 
!  Ian looks to have won this one hands down, although a message form 
Tony's sister  Veronica , cunningly using the code " v.g" did look to 
have given Tony a fighting chance, just before tea on the third day .
Tony's pledge of not guilty to heresy was thrown out on the grounds 
that he had no grounds and therefore he could "fuck off" . Tony's 
defense, that left and right in political terms were just two different 
titles for what amounts to the same method of shafting the people, with 
a slightly different pinky green rhetoric if your that way inclined 
anyway and  ready to  fucked over by lefties he cited the case of 
phoney Bliar as a great example)
He then revealed that he was wearing a priests frock and kinky 
underwear and started quoting the bible  and then the  lord said unto 
whom it may concern the "sheeple shall be  divided and remain divided 
for eternity . Left or Right  take your pick.... and shovel
Besides it all controlled by the same gang of bankers and  multi 
national corporations, he cried desperately, this  brought howls of 
laughter from the public ( bar). At which point he mentioned  
Bilderberg  and  was immediately stoned to death as a raving conspiracy 
theorist, we don't want any of them around here do we, talking about 
stuff that no one else knows anything about who does  he think he is.
Meanwhile Ian (played by dirty den) looks to have taken over total  
control of indymedia  and got the girl. So the juries out on Bristol 
Cities (innit) longest running hand bags saga since ...... errr 'ere 
'old tight guv'na you aint related to that  Ian Bone are you I 'ad 'im 
an' that Tony Goslin' in the back of my cab one night they were going 
at it 'ammer an tongs rucking, they were all  the way home  ..

Will a last minute skeleton appear in Ian's wardrobe , we haven't had 
much sleaze on him  (nudge nudge no what I  mean)  is  the ice cool 
Kyra  just playing Ian along  when from the off  she's  had the hots 4 
Tony .. will Tony be found floating about in some one's pint ,  is Tony 
a closet leftie   is Ian looking to take over the role of "Hannibal"
will Tony get the chop  what have Ian an Anarchobabe been up to behind 
the scenes , who is the mysterious  London Tony no relation to Creation 
Toni no relation to Toni Bell the ice cream man or Tony BLAIR  !!  all 
this and more in this weeks episode ..

there's now't as queer as folk  !!!