[imc-qc] Budget - low premiums and peace of mind
The SA Consumer Initiative
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Mon Jun 27 08:20:56 PDT 2011
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"Know thyself" was a favourite motto of the ancient Greeks. Their other biggie was "Everything in moderation". Of course, our motto is "Know thy friends and family" – but if we've got your details wrong, we're hoping you'll practise some moderation in the mail-rage department, we have your birthday listed as January 1, 1981 00:00. We think you live in western cape, we can catch you at imc-qc at lists.indymedia.org, and you earn between r10 000 - r20 000 pm – but all that can change in a heartbeat (or in some cases, a heartbreak – if so, we sympathise! You're better off without that rotten so-and-so!) Anyway, our information may all be Greek to you – let us know if anything's changed!
We're grown-ups; we've been around the block a couple of times. We know how love goes. Some things just end, right? It's nobody's fault, and there's no point in getting maudlin about it. If you reckon our relationship has run its course, click here < http://newsletter.saconsumerinitiative.co.za/public/unsubscribe/17/57/849716/9qOuLplvq53MgOrV > and we'll be out of your life forever. Although we may moan your name continuously while we weep into our pillows tonight...
Abuse is something none of us should ever have to take; unless that's what you're into. We don't judge; but we are very careful not to cross any lines without a safe word. So, if you feel that the SA Consumer Initiative has abused you, click here < http://newsletter.saconsumerinitiative.co.za/public/complaints/17/57/849716/9qOuLplvq53MgOrV > and complete the form below. We shall discipline the offenders with extreme strictness – unless that's what they're into, in which case we'll punish them with a verbal warning instead...
WHO ARE WE
We're back to "know thyself", aren't we? Or more accurately, "know ourselves". The SA Consumer Initiative is a company connected to more than 3.5 million South Africans of all genders, races, colours, creeds, income groups and demographics – although we try to avoid the Jersey Shore fans. If you are a Jersey Shore fan, that was a misprint – obviously, we meant the Crossing Over With John Edward fans.
To learn more about The SA Consumer Initiative, Click here < http://www.saconsumerinitiative.co.za/what-is-the-saci. >.
THIS TIME'S INCENTIVE
Feeling a little lost? Don't we all! We can help, though – we have 10 Garmin Nuvi 2300 GPS devices to give away. Click here < http://www.saconsumerinitiative.co.za/this-months-incentive > and put yourself in line to take home one of these handy navigators! Well, you wouldn't necessarily want to take it home – presumably, you know where you live. But this nifty techno-marvel will take you anywhere else you want to go. Okay, perhaps that's a slight exaggeration – you can't ride it like a dodgem car, so you have to provide the actual transport yourself. But it'll certainly show you where to go; the rest is up to you. And why are we so generous, you ask? Well, we're just keen on people who are going places, alright? And you obviously fit the description, you mover and shaker, you!
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If you're on social media, you'll know the thrill of seeing good things happen to a friend of a friend; that guy who you don't really know, but you kinda like his sense of humour from his comments, so you're happy for him. Well, you can reproduce that warm glow, without even having to "friend" your friends' dodgy friends! Just click here < http://www.saconsumerinitiative.co.za/about/winners >, and you'll be able to see all the good stuff that happened to other people – or even you!
Good news is like manure – it does no good unless you spread it around! If you're enjoying our little chats, you might want to share them with the less fortunate. You can announce the good news on Twitter < http://twitter.com/SAConsumerInt > or Facebook < http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/SA-Consumer-Initiative/205045946179049 >, and earn the gobsmacked admiration of friends and strangers alike!
QUALITY STANDARDS/ETHICAL PRACTICE
If there are two things we hate here at the SA Consumer Initiative, one is snobs... and the other is the wrong kind of company. We're sure we don't have to spell it out – those dodgy, fly-by-night operations are simply not our sort, dear. So rest assured, you'll only ever receive our mails from those elite South African companies and advertisers. We're sure you'll appreciate us keeping out the riff-raff...
IMPORTANT: How did we get your details? Contrary to what our bitchy ex's scrawled on all those bathroom walls, we don't have crystal balls; we just have good memories! A while back you entered a competition we hosted and we hung onto your info. Think of this as a by-invitation-only club; your own personal VIP room, if you like. But if you'd rather go back to dancing on the main floor with the plebs, just click here < http://newsletter.saconsumerinitiative.co.za/public/unsubscribe/17/57/849716/9qOuLplvq53MgOrV > and we'll cut you out of our circle of friends just like that. Kinda like Mean Girls, but without any attractive young women involved.
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