[imc-wellington] We Have Weapons Aimed at your Private Parts

[Paul Sayers]

That does it you creeps at IndyMedia!  I am so fucking mad I want to impale you with a law suit!

We are incandescent with rage (me and my partners in the People's Republic of China who have recently signed a Free Trade agreement with the New Zealand Government).  

Surely you have heard (for I have told you) that we are a team working together with Homeland Security to help seal the overland route into North Korea?  We are stationed at the end of the Old Silk Road.  There are camels here, you dim witted retards.

We will inviscerate you and smash your skulls with the full force of a blunt law.

Consider your options.

We are promoting trade and intercultural communication through the Film Industry, our choosen genres are of INTENSE INTEREST to your readership.

We also serve as a diplomatic mission into North Korea.

Would you know what plutonium would feel like if one of Bin Laden's slid some up your arse?

How dare you attempt to massage the truth and deny your membership access to GENUINE NEWS.

Meet our partners in law, the Civil Liberties Lawyers.  No need yet to call in the heavy artillery, or a strategic bomber squadron.  We have some bold and fearless good men in the Civil Liberties Brigade and they can give you taste of hardened New Zealand steel.

Suck bayonet.

We will pull your limbs off in stages,  give you time to consider your options. You are under seige.  We have time.  We have control of your air supplies. 

We are well resourced.  You are surrounded.  Come out with your pants down around your ankles and you will not be harmed.

Best wishes for a tremendously entertaining 2009.

Happy New Year!

Love and cuddles,
paul

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OFFENSIVE!


> Hi Paul,
> We have started and will continue hiding your articles as they constitute a
> breach of our editorial policy, "To preserve the quality of the website as a
> useful media resource" until further discussion amongst the ed collective.
> 
> The main reason is that your articles are incoherent.
> Thanks.
> Omar
>